My Fat Jewish Spirit Animal

Last summer, an epidemic ensued on the East End that had Hamptonites in a full-blown panic: A shortage of Rosè wine. Luckily, this summer, everyone’s favorite Insta-commedienne, The Fat Jewish, offered a satirical solution to the problem plaguing Pierre’s, Le Charlot, Tutto, and other posh Hamptons hot-spots. He created “White Girl Rosè,” a comedic twist on everyones favorite summer vino. I was thrilled to attend the launch party at Harbor in Montauk! Last week at drinks with Katie Couric, she recalled her mani/pedi session with the Fat Jewish and dubbed him more interesting than Presidents and Head’s of State. How’s that for a testimonial? Not only was the beach bash tons of fun, but The Fat Jewish explained to me what he meant when he referred to me as his “Spirit Animal” on social media. I was so flattered and continued to gush with my new pal about his musings on pop-culture. We then playfully posed for a quick photo-opp, which included a piggy back ride and a kiss… My preferred method of transportation on the East End this summer is on the back of The Fat Jewish.

My Fat Jewish Dream:

In matching edible bikinis, I imagine summer strolls on on these warm Hamptons beaches reflecting in your eyes the way the ocean is reflecting upon us… Like a Summers Eve commercial “I am dreaming of summer cool breezes fresh air when I want that feeling White Girl Rosè takes me there…” Like sands through an hour glass the sunset stares at us celebrating our dreams through your finest plastic stemware I throw my hair back in the wind and softly whisper “ #whitegirlrosè 

xx

Kelly

WHITE GIRL ROSE Dinner Party Hosted by FAT JEW, BABE WALKER & JAMO WILLIS at HARBOR MTK WHITE GIRL ROSE Dinner Party Hosted by FAT JEW, BABE WALKER & JAMO WILLIS at HARBOR MTK WHITE GIRL ROSE Dinner Party Hosted by FAT JEW, BABE WALKER & JAMO WILLIS at HARBOR MTK WHITE GIRL ROSE Dinner Party Hosted by FAT JEW, BABE WALKER & JAMO WILLIS at HARBOR MTK WHITE GIRL ROSE Dinner Party Hosted by FAT JEW, BABE WALKER & JAMO WILLIS at HARBOR MTK WHITE GIRL ROSE Dinner Party Hosted by FAT JEW, BABE WALKER & JAMO WILLIS at HARBOR MTK

 

WHITE GIRL ROSE Dinner Party Hosted by FAT JEW, BABE WALKER & JAMO WILLIS at HARBOR MTK WHITE GIRL ROSE Dinner Party Hosted by FAT JEW, BABE WALKER & JAMO WILLIS at HARBOR MTK

 

Thanks BFA for the pics!

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